
I want people to tell me my book is horrible. I think it's great and that's all that matters.
I want 1-star reviews! It fuels me to keep writing; the 1-star reviewers are just jealous.
I want people to see me as an amateur, not a professional. After all, writing is my hobby.
I want to be known as an author who doesn't value my own work.
I want people to refuse to buy my work in the future. One sale is plenty.
I want to sabotage my own writing career and keep my day job a good while longer.
Honestly, those are the only reasons I can come up with, and all of those reasons are asinine. I can't figure out for the life of me real reasons...